Lately, or maybe it's been for awhile and I just haven't noticed, I feel like the blogging world is getting out of control. I feel like women everywhere are trying ever so desperately to make their lives look perfect in hopes that they will gain another follower for their blog and make people jealous of them. Which I can totally respect the whole becoming a famous blogger and making money off your blog, but I just do not care enough to make my blog be something that people are obsessed with. (Sometimes I even post posts with NO PICTURES! GASP! ) and I think it's crazy to try and make your life something that it isn't to impress people you don't know, or worse people you don't even like.
So today, I am going to tell you things about me so that you know how not perfect my life is. I guess these can be considered confessions
1) I am super stoked for my baby bump to start showing so I can stop trying to suck in my fat belly all the time. I can finally be so fat for a reason.
2) The other day I found dog poop in my closet. How long had it been there? I have no idea. and I didn't clean it up right away. Because I never go in my closet.
3) The other day I ate a sandwich, immediately barfed it up and was hungry again so I ate the rest of Tayl's sandwich.
4) We've lived in our house for 6 months and I have done next to no decorating. Decorating is hard.
5) The other night I didn't want to get out of bed to brush my teeth so I made Taylor bring me a wisp brush instead.
6) When I'm at work and I need to pick a wedgie, fart, or itch my breast (WHY ARE THEY SO ITCHY?) I go in the supply closet so I can do it privately.
7) Clean clothes? They stay in the basket. Or go on the floor. I haven't folded clothes in months.
8) I made Taylor drive me to 6 different Gas stations for a hot dog and then I didn't even finish the hot dog because it wasn't that good.
9) Febreeze and Wrinkle Releaser is just as good as a wash and dry.
10) I haven't cleaned my kitchen since February. Taylor has. But I have not.
11) The other day I made mac n Cheese and the noodles overcooked so I let them sit there for 3 hours, dumped them out, washed the pot and made another box. Those over cooked too. So I threw those away too.
SO TO ALL OF YOU, people who think you're tricking people on the internet into thinking your life is cooler than it is, I KNOW YOU CAN'T BE THAT PERFECT IN REAL LIFE. You might not be as weird and lazy and gross as me, but I'm not jealous of you.
3 comments:
I don't know what your talking about... I am perfect and everyone is jealous of me. But for real. I don't have to worry about sounding prefect of people being jealous because no one even reads my blog haha.
When I read this I think "Oh wow, Kynslie and I are the same person"... except, replace the mac and cheese with Ramen Noodles, I clean up the dog poo stash in the upstairs guest bedroom once a week, and... clean clothes never go in the basket, I pull them out of the dryer as a I need them until it's half-empty in which case I put them on top of the dryer so I can do another load...
i know we've only met maybe once and you probably don't even remember that but i felt like i could have written a few of these. namely number one (i actually looove being pregnant and not sucking in my belly has got to be one of my favorite things about it. so jealous i'm not pregnant right now) and number four (we've lived in our house for almost two years and it still looks like we just moved in. i. hate. decorating.)
also, you have my sympathies with the itchy boobs. when i was pregnant the first time around, every inch of my body itched like there was no tomorrow. do you know how difficult it made it to attend the temple? all i could do was sit and wish that it was darker so i could sneak a scratch at my chest.
anyways, i love your blog. and i hope this didn't sketch you out. which it totally shouldn't because tay tay and i are practically siblings.
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